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This is Your Loud, Quick & Dirty • Intel Briefing

Full Name*

Email - so I can send you the goods.*

Website or Instagram Handle*

If you chose SOMETHING ELSE*

QUICK BRIEF: What’s wrong / what & why is it needed?*

GOT FILES? DROP ‘EM.*

TIMELINE CHECK: What’s your deadline?*

RUSH REQUEST?*

YES – I need this in 24 hours or less (adds $65 rush fee if accepted)

NO – I can wait

MAYBE – depends what you can take on

BUDGET: What’s the size of the bang you’re bringing?*

$50–$75 – One little loud thing (banner, bio graphic, sticker, podcast cover, etc.)

$85 – One hour of Quick & Dirty Fixes

$150–$300 – A few bite-sized designs or fast-track fixes

Over $300 – I’ve got a bunch of things I need wrangled

Not sure – Need your eyes on it first.

How do you prefer feedback / delivery?*

Just hit me with the final — I trust you.

Give me some options and talk me through them.

I want detailed feedback on why changes were made.

How do you handle creative disagreements or critiques?*

I hear it, adapt fast, and keep things moving

I prefer to discuss and find middle ground

I get defensive or take it personally

I try to dodge confrontation whenever possible

Are you ready to invest time and energy to get your design done right?*

Yes. I respect the process and want results.

I want great work but I’m only casually involved.

I’m not sure how much effort I’m ready to put in.

I’m mostly looking for freebies or quick fixes.

How do you communicate when things don’t go perfectly?*

I’m direct and upfront—let’s fix it and move on.

I prefer to talk it through calmly and find solutions.

I get frustrated and may pull back.

I tend to complain without seeking solutions.

How do you like to work? *

Zoom with video on — I like to see who I’m working with

Zoom audio-only — let’s keep it simple

Phone - voice works for me

Email all the way — I love a written trail

Combo — depends on the stage we’re at

WhatsApp — quick messages, voice notes, calls, and updates

I’m not sure — open to whatever works best

⚠️ BEFORE YOU SUBMIT: Read this so we’re on the same page. I work direct, fast, and full-intensity. If you need gentle warm-ups, extended hand-holding, or 17 rounds of “maybe this instead,” this isn’t the right fit. If you’re ready to fix the mess, sharpen the message, and turn panic into progress — welcome to the table.*

Required – I’ve read this and I’m ready to work at this pace.

One More Thing — PAYMENT & DELIVERABLES:*

I work on a 50/50 payment structure. That means 50% up front to lock it in, and the final 50% before delivery. No exceptions, no delays. The fix doesn’t ship until it’s paid in full. That’s respect — for your project and mine.

You Sounded the Alarm! I'm On It!

Small Designs. Fast Fixes. Loud Results.

Whether you need a custom graphic that slaps, a brand moment that hits just right, or a visual mess handled before anyone notices—this is your drop zone.

This intel briefing gets me locked on target so I can hit fast, hit hard, and make your presence pop without overthinking it. We’re not here for perfection paralysis or endless drafts. We’re here to get it done, get it right, and get you seen.

You don’t need a full rebrand.
You don’t need a deep strategy session.
You just need something that looks good, feels sharp, and shows you mean business.

From tiny fixes to bold little assets, I build with precision and attitude—amplifying your voice, not muffling it.

No intros. No fluff. No waiting around for permission.
Just a direct line to a clean fix or a bite-sized masterpiece.

Let’s make it loud.

Confidentiality + Code of Honesty!

Everything you share here is 100% confidential.

No judgment. No sugarcoating. No designer side-eye. Just honest insight, visual firepower, and fast, creative fixes that match your standards—and your speed.

This is a safe space for rebels, perfectionists, last-minute scramblers, and anyone tired of staring at “meh” graphics that don’t land.

Whether you’re mid-meltdown over a Canva crisis, need a graphic that slaps without a full rebrand, or just want your edits handled yesterday—you’re in the right place.

Say what’s off. Show me the glitch. Rant about the weird layout or the typo that slipped through.

Be blunt. Be messy. Be real. I’ll handle the rest—with speed, precision, and zero ego.

This briefing gives me what I need to fix it fast or build it loud. You bring the problem. I’ll bring the fix.

Tiny Bombs. Tactical Edits.

This is Your Loud, Quick & Dirty • Intel Briefing

You Sounded the Alarm! I'm On It!

Let’s make it loud.

Confidentiality + Code of Honesty!

Everything you share here is 100% confidential.